Haha kewl Semagic just told me it was Jenn's bday!! HAPPY BDAY JENN HONEY! I hope you have the bestest 21st ever!! I emailed you, and I *would* call you, but apparently I don't have your phone number, anywhere. I have SMSed Kim darling asking her for it, but I have not heard back from her? I guess she's still sleeping?

So anyway, today was ok I guess. I am tired though after a very broken sleep last night, and a long day at work, and a very hard gym session. Why I continually do this to myself I sometimes wonder, but if I get in the army on Saturday (yes THIS Saturday!) I will know all my hard work has paid off. *grin*

What else? Oh yes pyscho bitch otherwise known as "MaRi from Norway" has been attempting to contact me tonight. I ignored the first two private numbers on my mobile and answered the last one, thinking maybe, just maybe, it was Kim. But know all I got was "KRRRRRRISTY!!" She shouted out my name as if it was a call of desperation. My response was "no sorry wrong number" *hang up*. HOW CAN ONE STUPIDFUCKINGDUMBBITCH not get the hint? I haven't talked to her on the phone for at least 1.5 maybe 2 years, I always hang up on her if it happens to be her I talk to, and I never reply to her letters/postcards/SMSes. Thank God she doesn't email me! She'd be in my spam list if she did.

Kim can you do a fly by while you are in Finland, just pop over to Norway, track down the creature otherwise known as Hamburgler and order her to stop harrassing your best friend because she is the biggest pain in the arse in the world, and no one in Australia likes her, or can even tolerate her?

Gee you think this would be the one and only person in the world I loathe wouldn't you? *innocent grin*

For those of you that don't know the history of this dumb purple monster bitch, then please don't bother. She's not worth typing about. In fact I'm tempted to delete what I wrote above because, well, I'm wasting your time as you read about her now. Sorry :)

HUGE EDIT: Oh my fucking God: IT WAS JENN. I hung up on Jenn. I feel so blonde now. Jenn I am so sorry. Give me your phone number PLEASE!!

I have a headache, and my bed is pretending to turn into the shape of a sexy man so that I go lie on it. Love & hugs. Me.